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ROA$TED is an AI-powered budgeting app that tells you the truth about your money. No soft encouragement. No guilt trips. No “you got this!” at 2 a.m. Just clear, data-backed nudges that actually change how you spend.
We don’t do confetti for skipping a latte.
We don’t award trophies for not buying lunch.
We tell you what your numbers say —
and what they meant by it.
ROA$TED renders the right card at the right moment in your money — gently judged, calmly read, never gamified. Tap See the whole library below for the full canvas.
— You’re ahead of the calendar by eleven days. We’re not giving you a sticker.
— Generated by your statements. Endorsed by your conscience.
— At this pace, May would be… an experience.
Every card. The dashboard, the screens, the whole onboarding flow. Searchable. Tappable. Tap any card to flip it for the description.
— A spending heat map. Pretty until you read it.
Once a week, ROA$TED reads your money like a friend who happens to read your bank statements. Calmly. Clinically. Out loud.
“Great job not spending money today!”
— You exist. We don’t need to clap.
“You’re killing it on your savings goal!”
— It’s a transfer. We watched you do it.
“Treat yourself — you deserve it.”
— That’s the marketing budget talking.
“Round up your purchases to save the change.”
— We respect your rounding errors. They’re yours.
“Let us connect you with a financial advisor.”
— You came here to read your numbers, not be funneled.
Press, partnerships, accusations, ideas, dad jokes — they all land here.
