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— The desk

Small team. Strong opinions.

ROA$TED is run by a tiny team and one extremely articulate AI. The humans are responsible for everything you see; the AI is responsible for most of what gets said.

— The humans

A small bench with strong taste.

FH
Founder · Engineering

Frederick Henriquez

Wrote the first line of ROA$TED in a kitchen at 1 a.m., possibly while frustrated by a budgeting app that called him a hero. Builds, ships, and apologizes for the dad jokes.

Open seat · Design

Looking for you

A designer who can resist the temptation to add confetti. Send work to info@roasted.money.

Open seat · Editorial

Looking for you

Someone who can write “you spent $84 on small treats” without using the word journey.

— The cast

The personalities behind the product.

ROA$TED has four characters. Jackie is the only one who handles the chat — the others appear elsewhere in the app, each with their own job and their own opinion.

Jackie
AI Coach · Chat

Jackie

The voice you hear most. Reads your statements with empathy and a slight eyebrow raise. Mood: warm. Catchphrase: “I won’t mention it again. Today.”

Mila
Cast member

Mila

Appears in onboarding and celebrations. The friend who makes the introductions.

Rico
Cast member

Rico

The deal-maker. Surfaces in negotiation and bill-reduction flows.

Derek
Cast member

Derek

The numbers guy. Shows up for forecasts, runways, and end-of-year reviews.

— Growth · Partnerships · You

Joining the team?

If you read this site and felt seen, write to us. We hire on taste, not titles. info@roasted.money, subject Hiring.

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