Frederick Henriquez
Wrote the first line of ROA$TED in a kitchen at 1 a.m., possibly while frustrated by a budgeting app that called him a hero. Builds, ships, and apologizes for the dad jokes.
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ROA$TED is run by a tiny team and one extremely articulate AI. The humans are responsible for everything you see; the AI is responsible for most of what gets said.
— The humans
Wrote the first line of ROA$TED in a kitchen at 1 a.m., possibly while frustrated by a budgeting app that called him a hero. Builds, ships, and apologizes for the dad jokes.
A designer who can resist the temptation to add confetti. Send work to info@roasted.money.
Someone who can write “you spent $84 on small treats” without using the word journey.
— The cast
ROA$TED has four characters. Jackie is the only one who handles the chat — the others appear elsewhere in the app, each with their own job and their own opinion.
The voice you hear most. Reads your statements with empathy and a slight eyebrow raise. Mood: warm. Catchphrase: “I won’t mention it again. Today.”
Appears in onboarding and celebrations. The friend who makes the introductions.
The deal-maker. Surfaces in negotiation and bill-reduction flows.
The numbers guy. Shows up for forecasts, runways, and end-of-year reviews.
— Growth · Partnerships · You
If you read this site and felt seen, write to us. We hire on taste, not titles. info@roasted.money, subject Hiring.
Bring your bank statements. We brought the teeth.