Carefully created for good

Even when we will roast you in every possible way, we are here for your own benefit.
There’s not such thing as “Pure Evil”… we have tried already.

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Automatic sync of transactions

We will have avalable automatic syncing of transactions via Plaid. You’ll login and approve what accounts you would like us to track and we never see nor save your login information.

Transaction syncing happens in the shadows of the server side, never in the front end.

AI receives anonymized information to protect user privacy and still have full context for correct management.

One interface to monitor all your accounts

Features

Everything you need to babysit your budget—without the baby talk.

Accounts

All your money, all in one place. No hiding.

Budgets

Set your limits. Watch them burn. (Unless you actually stay under.)

Debts

Face your financial skeletons. Track and tackle with cold precision.

Goals

Want something? Good. We’ll make it plausible—and roast you if you slack.

Transactions

Every dollar has a story. We’ll retell it… sarcastically.

Recurring Items

Recurring charges can take anyone by surprise… not us.

AI Powered Analysis

Characters not only roast you, they have to work hard in the back following your financial decisions.

Auto-Sync

Coming soon—link your accounts. Sit back. Let us judge automatically.

Forcasting

This is a test feature to plan ahead… like civilized adults.

Mobile First

I don’t even remember the last time I used my desktop computer! You might relate to that